How A Geek Can Get a Girl, Part 1
submitted: Mar 23rd 2009 |
by: JosephMatthews
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Okay, so you're a geek. You've finally taken enough time off from your Star Trek marathon and your World Of Warcraft guild doesn't have any major sieges planned for the moment, so you find yourself with a bit of free time.
A bit of free LONELY time.
You decide you want to get a little female companionship in your life. But it's not like those medieval L.A.R.P fairs you go to where you can knock a damsel over the head and drag her back to your tent.
This is the REAL world, and you want to get yourself a real woman. So how do you start?
Step #1: Clean yourself up
Geeks typically aren't the most fashion conscious types. Most of them are happy wearing their various assortments of t-shirts, jeans, and flip-flops.
But we're talking about attracting women here, and like it or not, ya gotta try and look your best. Now, you don't have to look like a full-on club-goer, but we gotta clean ya up a bit.
Get a nice haircut, shave, wear contact lenses if you need to, don some shirts you DIDN'T have in high school (you know, the ones without any band names or superheroes on them), and ditch the jean shorts buddy!
Just because you're a geek doesn't mean you have to look like a character from Beavis and Butthead. How we present ourselves reflects how we feel about ourselves, so you're going to need to put your best foot forward to attract the ladies.
Looking like a well groomed adult is going to help with this, immensely.
Step #2. Brush up on pop culture
Like it or not, you're going to have to familiarize yourself with the current goings-on of all things Hollywood. TV shows, celebrity gossip, hot new bands - the works!
Why? Because you're going to need something you can talk to girls about, and EVERY girl is into pop culture.
A word of warning here - Star Trek, Star Wars, or anything with the word "Star" in it is NOT part of pop culture. At least not the kind women like. Take all that geek knowledge you've accumulated and set it aside for now. You're going to be slumming it for a while.
First off, start watching VH1. A lot. Catch up on the reality shows on that channel. Studies show 89% of available women watch Reality TV, and VH1 is the king of that kind of programming.
Listen to the radio and go on iTunes. This'll help you check out the latest popular music. If you're feeling really saucy, turn on MTV.
Start browsing the gossip blogs, like Wonderwall, or perezhilton.com. Absorb as much info as possible, even though it sounds ridiculous.
Silly as it sounds, it'll pay off in droves later.
Please read part 2 of this article!
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